Bill Maher's Words of Wisdom To Inspire You

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Bill Maher

Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit!

Bill Maher

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

Bill Maher

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

Bill Maher

Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.

Bill Maher

We have a Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

Bill Maher

I think religion is a neurological disorder.

Bill Maher

We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels & free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep & conformists.

Bill Maher

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'.

Bill Maher

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs.

Bill Maher

The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.

Bill Maher

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