Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit!
I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
We have a Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
I think religion is a neurological disorder.
We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels & free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep & conformists.
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'.
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs.
The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.