If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.
When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.
You have to have faith that there is a reason you go through certain things. I can't say I'm glad to go through pain, but in a way one must, in order to gain courage and really feel joy.
No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.
You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.
Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.
The audience is never wrong.