If what you've done is stupid, but it works..then it really isn't all that stupid.
There is no off position on the genius switch.
Just make sure if you fail, you did what you wanted to do.
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.
My greatest fear in life is being dull. You can be great, you can be awful, but just don’t bother being dull.
Pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing.
The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were gone.
Nothing, believe me, nothing is more satisfying to me personally than getting a great idea and then beatin’ it to death.
I’m an environmentalist. Most of my jokes are recycled.