There's always something funny about men chasing women.
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.
I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.
Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early.
The hard part about SNL is, there's no real communication when you get there. It's not like people are mean to you, they just act like you're not there.
It's just easier to make fun and cut down. It's kind of a way of life in America. If you can make people want to hear what you're going to say, it can be cruel and funny.
Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.
It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.
To be famous and broke is hard.