Two wrongs do not make a right; but three rights make a left.
When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.
I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.
I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.
I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don't need a strong political background in.
No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy.
We need to get better at voting and be a voice for the people who do not have one.
It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.
Sometimes when you win, you think you're going to get everything to go your way.
I think we all feel the same things most of the time, we just don't know how to put it into words. When I'm on stage, I say it. The truth makes people laugh.