The world is full of actors pretending to be human.
The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
It’s really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes.
If I were God, I certainly wouldn’t want people to love me sentimentally. It’s too unreliable.
I don’t know what good it is to know so much and be smart as whips and all if it doesn’t make you happy.
Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
There are still a few men who love desperately.
How do you know you’re going to do something, untill you do it?