You can't stay mad at someone who makes you laugh.
Politics is just show business for ugly people.
There's nothing more frightening than a day job.
Ambition beats genius 99% of the time.
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
Happiness is a privilege.
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there’s nothing worth fighting about.
Regulations force people to do better.
My dad’s idea of a good time is to go to Sears and walk around.If politicians all told the truth, we’d be out of business.