You can't fix stupid.
Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling.
Sometimes you've gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Its nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take themselves way too seriously sometimes.
I think everybody is entitled to say whatever they want. I'm not going to call for anybody to be fired. That's not what America is all about.
I don't hate anybody. My character is one thing, but me as an individual is completely different.
I can have different opinions with anybody. I can still be a friend with that person.