Larry the Cable Guy's Words of Wisdom To Inspire You

You can't fix stupid.

Larry the Cable Guy

Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

Larry the Cable Guy

Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling.

Larry the Cable Guy

Sometimes you've gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck.

Larry the Cable Guy

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Larry the Cable Guy

Its nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take themselves way too seriously sometimes.

Larry the Cable Guy

I think everybody is entitled to say whatever they want. I'm not going to call for anybody to be fired. That's not what America is all about.

Larry the Cable Guy

I don't hate anybody. My character is one thing, but me as an individual is completely different.

Larry the Cable Guy

I can have different opinions with anybody. I can still be a friend with that person.

Larry the Cable Guy

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