The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
The road to success is always under construction.
Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past.
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
The best mind altering drug is the truth.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.