I believe that laughter is the best emotional Band-Aid in the world. It’s like nature’s Neosporin.
I find the earth to be a place of misery in which I am surrounded by the conformity that kills society.
A true gentleman doesn’t prefer blondes. A true gentleman doesn’t have any preferences whatsoever.
The more cynical you become, the better off you’ll be.
You can’t be funny if you don’t have good material.
Misery is manifold. The wretchedness of the earth is multiform.
In comedy, you have to be unafraid to hang from the tree branch naked in the high wind and you have to be absolutely unafraid to look ridiculous and silly.
These are just feelings. They’ll go away.
You always question people’s intentions. That may be a combination of having money, having fame, and being a little older.
When there’s writing that you really trust, it’s very freeing as an artist.