Stephen Colbert's Words of Wisdom To Inspire You

If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.

Stephen Colbert

Agnostics are just atheists without balls.

Stephen Colbert

It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.

Stephen Colbert

A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?

Stephen Colbert

Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.

Stephen Colbert

Equations are the devil's sentences.

Stephen Colbert

Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.

Stephen Colbert

I may not agree with what you have to say but I will fight you to the death for the right to fight you to the death.

Stephen Colbert

If Germans are happy it means everyone else is miserable.

Stephen Colbert

The more you know, the sadder you get.

Stephen Colbert

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