There’s always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.
I’ve always had, when I needed it, an extreme amount of focus that I could put into something. That has served me well.
Anyone who does anything creative is always gonna want to change.
I guess ultimately a lot of comedians just wanna be taken seriously.
One day I’ll get you over that wall of anger, and it will be glorious!
Enjoy the little fun things – like taking your kids to school – before they’re all grown up.
Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.