The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.
Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play.
You will never find happiness until you stop looking for it.
You'll never get ahead by blaming your problems on other people.
When you put your life in a good place, good things follow.
When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.
If you've made your own hell, then only you have the power to escape it.
Be here. Be present. Wherever you are, be there.
If you’re not crazy there’s something wrong with you.