Woody Allen's Words of Wisdom To Inspire You

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen

The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.

Woody Allen

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

Woody Allen

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Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.

Woody Allen

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Woody Allen

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Woody Allen

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

Woody Allen

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

Woody Allen

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.

Woody Allen

If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

Woody Allen

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Woody Allen

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