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Cat puns:

• You’ve got to be kitten me.
• Dogs are in-furior to cats.
• Look at that meowntain.
• Wait a meow-ment.
• My cat is super cathletic.

Dog Puns:

• Don’t bite the hound that feeds you.
• I’m so fur-tunate to have you in my life
• The dog has been going through a rough pooch lately.
• Next time you take your dog out to the lake, bring a doggie paddle with you!
• What’s your dog’s favorite Pink Floyd album? Bark Side of the Moon.

Fish Puns:

• Never trust unlicensed puns – always check they’re o-fish-al.
• I’d make him walk the plankton for that.
• This is a big issue a-monk fishermen.
• I’m stuck between a rock and a hard plaice now!
• You’re not quite up to scale.

Cheese Puns:

• Cheesy come, cheesy go
• That’s what cheese said
• Nothing get cheddar than this
• Cheesy on the eyes
• Cheese all that

Egg Puns:

• Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the Shell station!
• What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!
• What does Mr. Egg say every morning to Mrs. Egg? Have an eggs-tra special day!
• Why did the egg hide behind its mom? He was a little chicken!
• What did the chef say after an incredible breakfast? That was egg-ceptional

Birthday Puns:

• You feta have a gouda birthday.
• What’d one veggie say to the other on its birthday? Ha pea birthday.
• Go ahead…cake my day.
• Hey shawty. It’s sherbert day.
• I need glasses to read my birthday cards. Wine glasses.

Halloween Puns:

• You’re just my (blood) type.
• I have an account at the blood bank.
• Have an eek-tastic Halloween!
• Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
• I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn’t find it very humerus.

Food Puns:

• Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
• Let’s give ’em something to taco ’bout!
• This may sound bananas but I find you a-peeling.
• Hope to see you again so we can ketchup.
• The s’more I know you, the s’more I love you.

Bear Puns:

• The bear said he loves Spiderman. He also said he loved Peter Pawker in the movie.
• The bear did not want to step out of the house in the middle of the pandamic.
• It was easy to guess the bear’s favorite food. I knew he would like bearritos.
• While doing fieldwork, the bear prefers using a wheelbearrow.
• How did the grizzly walk in the snow? Bear footed.

Bread Puns:

• What did the toast say to the psychic? You bread my mind!
• What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend? You deserve butter.
• Why did the aging loaf retire? His career was toast.
• The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
• Did you know that pilgrims baked bread on the May-Flour?

Cow Puns:

• I saw a cow spontaneously catch on fire the other day. Guess you could call it a rare experience.
• I’d tell you a cow joke… But I would probably butcher it.
• What’s a cow’s social media handle? Bo-Vine.
• What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen? Moscow.
• What are cow knees called? Burger joints.

Christmas Puns:

• Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
• Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.
• Santa can’t take a nonstop, he has to take a sleigh-over.
• Don’t get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
• Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.

Bee Puns:

• What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
• Remember, if you offend an audience of beekeepers, you may hear some veiled threats.
• As soon as the bees were finished making their hive, they threw a big house-swarming party.
• What do you get when you cross a doorbell and a bee? A hum-dinger!
• What music do bees like? Bee-bop, Bee-thoven, Bee-yoncé, The Bee-tles, Bee-stie Boys, Cros-bee, Stills, Nash & Young, or Justin Bee-ber?

Plant Puns:

• Do you have the thyme? I need to get somewhere around tree o’clock.
• Do you need some encourage-mint?
• Say aloe to my little friend.
• Chive loved you for so long.
• Our friendship is unbeleafable.

Skeleton Puns:

• See, I’m not fat – I’m big boned.
• Halloween greetings from your favorite bonehead.
• It’s gonna be a great Halloween. I can feel it in my bones.
• Did you hear about the skeleton who wasn’t cool?
• He didn’t have a hip bone in his body!

Bird Puns:

• Toucan play at the game
• Talk birdy to me
• Bird puns are ducking awesome
• I’m feeling emu-tional
• Here’s another bird pun for you beak-ause you’re awesome!

Coffee Puns:

• You’re brew-ti-ful.
• What did the coffee say to its date? Hey there, hot stuff!
• It’s hard to espresso my feelings for you.
• I’ve bean thinking of you a Latte.
• I made a pot of coffee, espresso-ly for you.

Horse Puns:

• What type of horses only go out at night? Night-mares.
• Where do horses go when they’re sick? The horsepital.
• What’s a horse’s favorite TV show? Neighbors.
• A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey.” The horse says, “You read my mind!”
• What do you call a well-balanced horse? Stable.

Tree Puns:

• What crime is punishable by death in the kingdom of trees? Treeson
• What do you call an oak tree that can’t make it’s mind up? Undeciduous
• In China, they don’t cut trees. They just chopsticks
• Why do you never want to invite a tree to your party? Because they never leaf when you want them to.
• What’s the best way to make a tree laugh? Tell it acorn-y joke.

Rock Puns:

• I think my career as a geologist is really on the rocks.
• A bad rock pun really makes my blood run coal.
• It is true, you should never take life for granite.
• Geology puns are great, they really draw pebble together.
• Which concert did the geologist go to? The Rolling-Stones

Math Puns:

• What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A friend you can count on.
• Do you know what’s odd? Every other number!
• Why do teenagers always travel in groups of three, five, or seven? Because they can’t even!
• How are a dollar and the moon similar? They both have four quarters!
• You should never start a conversation with Pi. It’ll just go on and on forever.

Animal Puns:

• Where do milkshakes come from? Nervous cows!
• What’s a cats favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
• What do you call a thieving alligator? A crook-o-dile
• Where do mice park their boats? At the hickory dickory dock.
• Who stole the soap out of the bathtub? The robber ducky!

Chicken Puns:

• How do chickens leave a building? They use the eggs-it!
• What do chickens study at college? Egg-onomics.
• What do you call a chicken crossed with a cow? A roost beef.
• Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order? Attila the Hen.
• Why did the farmer cross the road? To get the chicken back!

Love Puns:

• You’re the pineapple of my eye.
• I doughnut know what I would do without you.
• If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
• I’m soy into you.
• I love you, just in queso didn’t know.